Or both. In the first, I rate my phobia as fear; in the second, the phobia comprises a mixture of boredom and the disbelief in how low people’s standards can go.

All of us should be ‘free’ to travel backwards and forwards first class, refurbish our homes for £2 million plus, and keep unoccupied more than 40 neighbouring seats at the Centre Court at Wimbledon. Enough of you, Meghan. I don’t think you can get centre stage in Hollywood!

I once had the password ‘grumpy’. Why? Because I thought I couldn’t do what I wouldn’t do but should do on the computer. That was more than 20 years ago and age hasn’t improved me.  79 this month. That’s a boring prime number but I confess I am not in my prime, unlike Jean Brodie.