I suspect that it’s really Meghan and Harry, maybe I’ve been ‘bewitched’ during the past decade. I understand both the possibility and the consequences. But I’ve never pretended to be anyone other than my real self.

But who does Harry think he is? And who would Meghan like to be? Well, she isn’t! Just rather overstated and full of self-importance.

Strip them, Your Majesty, and for goodness sake deny them any part of the royal purse.